BP Patio Badges

Badge #1

Set your alarm. Lace up your shoes. Whatever you gotta do to be first to the patio, you do it. That’s pro-patio behaviour.*

Badge #2

Order a Carnitas Pizza on the BP Patio and under no circumstances share a single slice with the friend who ordered a salad. You expert, you.*

Badge #3

Order your fishbowl of choice on the BP patio, then claim you “caught the big one”. That’s your day’s accomplishment, in our opinion.*

Badge #4

Master the amount of folds it takes to perfectly level a rickety table with only a coaster as your tool. Instant PHD in patio-ing, no classes required.*

Badge #5

Yes, Carnitas views rival cottage views! Spend your long weekend patio-side instead of lake-side (whether by choice or not).*

Badge #6

Pull out all the romantic stops by bringing your special someone to the BP Patio on a Saturday night. Panookie, for two?*

Badge #7

Whether it’s a farmer’s tan, raccoon tan, or fishbowl tan from an afternoon spent behind your Big Spritz, wear your patio tan like a badge of honour.*

Badge #8

Master the art of staying cool with your physics smarts. AKA moving your menu up and down in a brisk motion to create a refreshing, personalized breeze.*

Badge #9

Ace the highest test in charm. AKA successfully sweet talk a nearby table into allowing you to “borrow” an extra chair. (you’re not bringing it back)*

Badge #10

Roll, unzip, twist, and/or tuck your garments in a variety of ways in accordance to the level of heat on any given patio day.*

Badge #11

Ensure a flyaway bill never gets away again through the creative use of tabletop objects to wrangle them in place.*

Badge #12

Order a fishbowl and finish it all with your pinky raised. Pure class.*

Badge #13

Take a pizza adventure and let your tastebuds travel through THREE diverse types of pies. Wanderlust never tasted so goooood.*

Badge #14

Be steadfast in your love of the controversial fruit. When fellow patio-ers pick theirs off, load ‘em on to make yours an extra pineapple-y ‘za.*

Badge #15

Exemplify precision and patience as you perfectly split an unsplittable item into shockingly equal parts.*

Badge #16

Get a little crazy! Be rebellious! Life’s short! Eat jalapeño shrimp tacos on a Wednesday!*

Badge #17

Be that one guy to yell OPA when a plate breaks on the patio. Because someone’s gotta do it, and pros always take one for Team Patio.*

Badge #18

When that bill comes to your party of five, crunch those numbers like a modern day Einstein, if Einstein enjoyed drinking fishbowls on patios.*

Badge #19

Dress for patio-ing success by always remembering to pop on a top and slide on some shoes. (you can low-key slide them off once seated, shh)*

Badge #20

Order a Corona on tap. Close your eyes. Feel the patio sun on your face. There! A quick trip to The Playa in the form of a pint.*

Badge #21

Consider completing day 1 of 5 this week a huge accomplishment and proudly celebrate that achievement on the BP Patio.*

Badge #22

Keep the Monday dread at bay for as long as humanly possible by distracting yourself in a pile of Tex Mex fries on a sunny Sunday at the BP Patio.*

Badge #23

Though you’re not a judgy person, seriously question all those who don’t celebrate July 13 by ordering fries on the BP Patio.*

Badge #24

Don’t suppress your inner-wolf. Let it show on the BP patio by ordering, say, a Big Spritz on a full moon. I mean, have you seen this thing?*

Badge #25

Win the Game of Patio by routing tables into various formations to allow space for unexpected patio-ing friends who happen to pop by.*